Welcome to the publication site for Pat's progress toward her quest to once again achieve the title of "Super-Power Lesbian." This site will be used to post challenges to Pat, as well as to track the progress she makes to obtaining her coveted quest of the Super-Power Lesbian title.When last we bothered to remember where Pat stood, she had achieved as much as a 70% completion of the super power lesbian title. Unfortunately, since that time, it appears that she has really only committed to drinking wine, and is therefore being docked 20% of that completion rate.
Current Super-Power Lesbian Status: 50%
The BoFS sounds like a pretty tough bunch. I saw that Pat swam on Thursday night in the rain. Will the BoFS humbly consider that? I wish her well in her endeavor in becoming a Superpower Lesbian.
ReplyDeleteThe board will certainly consider this. However, swimming in the rain is not as badass as one might think. You're already wet.
ReplyDeleteGod, you boardmembers are dicks. Wet is still wet whether you like it or not. Give the girl a break. She seems nice.
ReplyDeleteNice language Pinkeye. Swimming in the rain is nothing. If you think that is a big deal, your standards must be pretty low.
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