Toe-touching goals

A challenge has been issued to Pat to work on her flexibility.    It seems that she cannot touch her toes without substantially bending her legs.   When she is able to stand up, bend over, and touch her toes without bending her legs, she will be awarded 10 percentage points.

May I recommend the static wall stretch?   Lie on the floor with your legs vertically up a wall.   Your goal is to get your butt in the corner with your legs flat against the wall, and your back flat on the floor.   Try to keep your feet at 90 degrees to your legs.

Records broken at Long Course Masters Championships!

At the recent SPMS Long Course Masters championships, Pat broke team records in the 400 and 800 meter freestyle events.  She is being awarded 10 points per record toward her super power lesbian status.

Current Super Power Lesbian Status: 70%

Pat did not show up to morning workout today, and has therefore been awarded 0 points.  The board may not be so kind if this type of behavior continues.

Current Super Power Lesbian Status: 50%

The Board of Fictitious Superheroes would like to challenge Pat to attend swim practice tomorrow morning, following a night of drinking and crepe-eating with Brian, Drew, and her lovely partner, Ruth.  Should she complete this challenge, Pat will gain 5 percentage points to her quest.

In case Pat does not remember, workout tomorrow morning begins at 7:30am, and is at Los Alamitos:   http://www.lbgrunions.org/calendar2.html

Status at the beginning of this Blog

Welcome to the publication site for Pat's progress toward her quest to once again achieve the title of "Super-Power Lesbian."   This site will be used to post challenges to Pat, as well as to track the progress she makes to obtaining her coveted quest of the Super-Power Lesbian title.

When last we bothered to remember where Pat stood, she had achieved as much as a 70% completion of the super power lesbian title.  Unfortunately, since that time, it appears that she has really only committed to drinking wine, and is therefore being docked 20% of that completion rate.

Current Super-Power Lesbian Status:   50%